shakespeare, rumi, and oppenheimer walk into a bar

Welp. ChatGPT doesn't quite understand humor well enough to synthesize it on a topic where there isn't much training data. After about half an hour of coaching and collaboration, I got this out of it. [The stuff in brackets is when I, like Jesus, was carrying ChatGPT.]

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Shakespeare, Rumi, and Robert Oppenheimer walk into a bar.

The bartender, slightly taken aback, asks, 'What can I get for you gentlemen?'

Shakespeare replies, 'A pint of ale, good sir, to stir the heart and loosen the tongue.'

Rumi, with a knowing smile, says, 'A glass of wine, for in it lies the secret of the universe.'

Oppenheimer, [already slurring his words], says [with a rueful grin], 'A Manhattan, please. [I love 'em, but o]nce I start, there's no controlling the fallout.'