the terence and philip show

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Title: "The Other Terence and Philip"

Scene: Terence McKenna and Philip K. Dick are sitting on a park bench, wearing Canadian-style outfits similar to Terence and Philip from South Park.

Terence McKenna (as South Park Terence): Say, Philip, have you ever considered that our reality might be one big... fart joke?

Philip K. Dick (as South Park Philip): (laughs) Oh, Terence, you have such a psychedelic sense of humor! But, you know, I've pondered if our existence is just an ever-changing maze of cosmic flatulence.

Terrance and Phillip (from South Park) appear from behind a bush, confused and annoyed.

South Park Terance: Hey, those guys are stealing our bit!

South Park Phillip: And they're not even talking about farts properly!

Terence McKenna and Philip K. Dick look at each other, smirking.

Terence McKenna: Well, Philip, we've managed to turn the cosmic flatulence of reality into a true art form.

Philip K. Dick: (chuckles) Indeed, Terence. We've taken fart jokes to a whole new dimension!